Scam emails

I got a mail from "IMF" telling me I won $7.5m...I was like yeah right...what the heck are this idiots playing at? abi dem no dey look face?Was tempted to reply the mail but I just decided to keep my cool,ignore the stupid mail and let peace rain...but this people won't let me be o.
I was sent another one today about this stupid lottery win;was told to send my details imagine?they must be the greatest jokers on the face of the earth.
Anyways there mail goes thus:
2010 SOUTH AFRICA LUCKY BET PROMOTION AWARD,CALL AND CLAIM YOUR FUND

Phone: + 27- 72-866-3918
Email:fair1413@hotmail.com

Congratulations!

The 2010 SOUTH AFRICA LUCKY BET PROMOTION Promotion is proud to inform you that you have won US$ 1,950,000.00.(ONE MILLION NINE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS ONLY)

Why you have won, 2010 SOUTH AFRICA LUCKY
BET PROMOTION LOTTERY collects all the email addresses of the people that are active online, among the millions that subscribed to INTERNET, we only select 19 people every Month as our winners through electronic balloting System without the winner applying for the lottery or purchase the tickect, we congratulate you for being one of the people selected.

Your E-mail address is one of 19 lucky Addresses who have won in the Month Promotion.

I wish to congratulate you on your victory; Winners shall be paid in accordance with his/her Settlement Center. Stated below are your identification numbers:

AND YOU ALSO WIN A FREE TICKET TO WATCH SOCCER WORLD CUP BY 2010 WORLD CUP HERE IN SOUTH AFRICA AND FREE ACCOMMODATION IN ONE OF THE 5 STARS HOTEL HERE BY FIFA IN 2010.



Details on the Winnings

BATCH NUMBER: 201008.
REFERENCE NUMBER: BB/123/BB/7070
PIN: 9090
FILE NUMBER: FLIE//6767/1312.
SECURITY CODE:2007/2008

You are required to forward the details of winning to the Claim Agent to help facilitate the processing of your claims.

Make sure that you call the claim agent office,call Mr.Eric Mambo so that he will know that you the rightfull winner of this Lottery and urge him to help you facilitate the processing of your claim,dont faill to call The Claim Agent Office.

Remember, you must contact your claim agent Mr. Eric Mambo, Call him claim your prize.

send your reference and batch number and all the above information̢۪s to the claim agent through email address and call him to let him know that you have contacted him through email.

For claiming of your prize and remember to quote your reference and Batch Number for easy processing of your prize. That's it!

Contact The Claim Agent Mr. Eric Mambo with Below Informations.

For further confirmation Please contact Claim agent office at .

CLAIM AGENT OFFICE CONTACT.
MR. ERIC MAMBO
Claim Agent.
Phone: + 27- 72-866-3918
Fax: +27-86-662-2373.
Email:
fair1314@hotmail.com
Country:South Africa.

You have to note that the FIFA SUPPORT AFRICAN TEAM in CONJUNCTION WITH SOUTH AFRICA NATIONAL GAMBLING BOARD,to create awareness for the upcoming 2010 FIFA world Cup, which is to be host by South Africa, is sponsoring this program.

Congratulations once again.

IT IS OUT OF GREAT TRIBULATION THAT HEROES USUALLY EMERGE.


Regards.
MRS CANDY FREE.
Promotion Manager/.
2010 SOUTH AFRICA LUCKY BET PROMOTION.
Phone: + 27- 72-866-3918
Email:
fair1314@hotmail.com
Email:
fair1413@hotmail.com
Country: South Africa.


Contact your claim officer with details above

...well...what can a gal do after this kind of absolutely dim-witted mail from an obvious fool.

I replied o...Answer a fool according to his folly, Lest he be wise in his own eyes.prov26:5

Anyways I replied and my response went like this:

Stupid omo ale jati jati(bastard!!!).you no dey look face before you send your stupid email abi?Imagine o!Na me you wan con abi(is it me you want to con?)?

God punish you and all your cohorts.I would have given you a generational curse to nurse for the rest of your life,but I won't 'cos there's still hope for you to change.Piece of advice...You better give ur life to Christ!All this rubbish wey you dey do no go pay your arse at the long run.

Another thing...Go and brush up on your english...It sucks.

If you refuse to change ehn?Evil will befall you on all sides and you will spend the rest of your life in "alagbon hotel".

If you know you have so much brain,why don't you use it for something positively constructive.

Note of warnining...If you send this kind of mail to this addy again,You will cool off in jail for a long time...Infact...Till kingdom come! IDIOT!

Well I had time to do that 'cos I was on the train home when I saw the mail(lol)


Comments

lol

very interesting

i was really just waiting to read wot their response to such a mail would be.

but since it wasn't asking 4 personal details other than the ones they provided, i might have given it a shot o
Chari said…
hehehe...funny cuz I was plannin on writing a post like this cuz I was sent a similar email...
Unknown said…
Lol! Me and M were less creative when we decided to respond to one of those:

'Subject: Re: Urgent Respond Needed
To: issa_bello04@mixmail.com
Dear Mr. Issa,

Thank you for your offer. I am very interested. First I will need your account number and sort code. In addition to that please send your address, both home and office, in case we choose to conduct any further business in the future. Your mobile and any other phone number would be greatly appreciated. I am looking forward to hearing from you very soon.

Thank You'

I feel like copying and pasting yours... ;) xoxo

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