Friday, 20 March 2009

Blunders...plus Voting Campaign!!!


As the title aptly describes it, my post is about stupid gaffes I've made in my bearriful life!
People that know me well...know that I don't get embarrassed easily...after all *who you be*!
but what I'm about to relay to you made me want to enter the ground at that point in time...I remember two scenarios vividly!

Scenario one...

At a place north of the equator,I just made friends with a handful of people and we were all chatting on and on...
Then some nerdy looking guy walks past and I was like..."oh that guy is such a nerd...with his thick glasses and uncombed hair...I think I said something about him looking like someone that spent the weekend in the LAB...
Then a very nice girl in my crew said...ohhh that's my brother...need I say that I started stammering and looking for words to cover my obvious blunder!!!










Well I got introduced to him and I confessed my sins to him...brilliant chap he was...



Scenario 2...

I was on the lift with a man and a woman...the man stank of alcohol and his speech was slurred...he was trying hard to make conversation with us (the two other women) and I mouthed to the other lady...He is DRUNK!
she mouthed back...He is my HUSBAND!
I nearly died!!!

Can't remember other blunders I've made...but I'll update as I remember
How did the week go? Hope you've not forgotten to vote for your gyal right here...It's only a click away...so PLEASE VOTE FOR ME!
Yes like I said before...I am SHAMELESSLY soliciting for votes...
What are you guys up to this weekend? I've got two surprise parties coming up...




Have a wonderful weekend great people...and stay focused!

19 comments:

Vera Ezimora said...

FIRST!!!!

RocNaija said...

Are these surprise parties you're organising yourself then??
Or just a part of the conspiracy?

JustDB said...

Err... surpise parties? Hope we get invited.. else we won't vote o... finish!

Vera Ezimora said...

LOL. Next time, b4 you talk, ask if anyone knows the person you're about to talk about. That will probably help a little bit.

Funms-the rebirth said...

wow, not once but twice....... start keeping ur opinion to urself o........lol..... so can i ger an invite to d surprise party? or is it for me sef

Good Naija Girl said...

lol at your embarrassing moments! I hope you can laugh at them now (hehe, because they're making me laugh!). Don't worry, they could have happened to anyone.

Have a fun weekend! I'll be staying at home tonight waiting to be surprised! :)

doug said...

SHAMELESS SOLICITOR!!!!!

Lol! But you sef, e be like say you get big/sharp mouth o! Always "be"ing (yoruba for being forward) like that! Lol!

That "nerdy-looking guy" might well have been me. Lesson - you should not judge by appearances.

scribble,me.free said...

lol...classic foot in mouth...

yes o! invite us for votes

Afrobabe said...

lmao.happens to me all the time, now I just keep my pie hole shut!!!

Buttercup said...

hahahahaha! lol..thats why im quiet, i have a phobia for saying the wrong thins! what cud that phobia be called sef?

im just relaxing this weekend o, it was a lil crazy for me during the week, i survived sha!

have fun at ur parties!

mwah!

Buttercup said...

arghhhhhhhh

*things

Writefreak said...

Wow...you must have been so embarassed! Kinda sounds like something i could do!

RocNaija said...

Just out of curiosity.. how did the surprise parties go?

Geebee said...

Such blunders tend to haunt us for the rest of the day and beyond. I once told my friend 'Your papa dey craze' jokingly only to realise the man (his father) was standing just a few metres away. I wished I could faint right then but I didn't. It was obvious the man had heard me so I apologized. the man simply ignored me and entered his house. Till date I still avoid him whenever I check on my friend. The weekend's over and I'm angry I have to resume work tomorrow. Lazy me!

Bibi said...

lol. i have been in a similar situation with your situation A. i was talking to this girl when i saw this shaggy looking guy and i told her "he is such a nerd" she went, thats my cousin and thinking quickly i said, "i think nerdy guys are sexy". big mistake as she tried hooking me up with her cousin the whole of the night.lol

Original Mgbeke said...

LMAO. Gaffes indeed...at least the people in question weren't too bitchy about it i.e the sister and wife.
Hmmm can't think of any right now.

Surprise parties, niiiice. Can I come?

Olufunke said...

NO Limit! You and your 'long' mouth!
Thank God the woman in the lift did not give u a knock ...LOL

hope you enjoyed your weekends?

naijagirl said...

I feel you jare. I recall an incident were some lady visited my house. We were watching naija movie and one of the actors came up, we all practically tore the actor part based on his poor acting skills. By the time we were done, the girl muttered, "oh, thats my brother in law"

aloted said...

hehehehe this girl u wont kill me..

hehehehehe