Tuesday, 18 November 2008

Letter From Obama's Half cousin :-)

A friend just sent this to me...and I couldn't help posting it...have a good laff !!!:-)

Dia Broda Baraks,

Congrats on your assumption to the throne of US. We your Nigerian famili are very happy for you and for ourselves. It is our turn now to chop we US national cake and our enemies cannot do anything about that.
I was to come to see you personally at Wite aus but I was not allowed at the airport because of say no fisa. I told them I am Obama kosin bet they refuse me.Your new elesion is a very good news for the Obama clan in Kenya and the famili in Nigeria . When I fest went to the family aus in Kenya to tell dem we are one famili they did not agree but my pastor from my church make 3 days dry fast and give me a special sponge to baf in barbitch after this they accept me. Becos they don’t remember the sister of your granfada mother dat went to Nigeria and mari a shief live near Lagos in 1956 which is also my own personal great grandfada.

Now the famili has choose me to diskus some important matas with you. You know you have been long in Amrica and have forget our traditions but tank God we, your famili are hia to guide you to be rill African man. As a president, you must have a male son in office who will take over after you die and since ya wife Mitchell has not able to do that, we have find a wife for you from your fada village. The famili have already chose a good girl from de village not like Amerika or lagos gals who are too stubborn to obey the famili. She is a humble well behave and edicated gal who study sewing and fasion disine so she can helpwith sewing your suit wen e tia and also unifom for ami and soja.
I hope ya waif will assept famili shoice becos we have fogif her for her winchcraft wich dont allow her to have a male son but if not, she can go back to her fada. Even my pastor has say your younger thoter may need a deliverance becos her granmoda want to give her winsh and ogbanje spirit to chop.
Please don’t wori about what dis will cost becos I will do it with my own pusonal moni becos we are one famili.
I also want to tell you that I want to set up NGO for hades unfans in Kenya and I can be the leader of the NGO. I have a good standard six degree and also studied computa at Iyana Ipaja so am well qualify for dis.
Please I need your help for this.I hope you will consider my request. I will also like your personal mobile so I can call you. Please greet Auntie Minchel and the shindren for us. God bless you and may all your enemies fall down and die, in Jesus’ name!

Til I hear you, I am
Yours amiable cousin
Festus Obama

15 comments:

Just...Toluwa said...

funny! lol!

Ali Obama said...

i was at the famili meetin. i'm Ali Obama by the way.

Temite said...

seriously Laughing my blass ass off!!!

princesa said...

LMAO!!!
Festus Obama indeed!

rethots said...

Oh! ...you didn't see the final part of the letter? Apparently, Obama remembers Festus.....they both played with sand together in Nigmerica

No.Limit said...

@ toluwa…yep…hence the reason I posted it…laughter they say…is good medicine for the soul…

@Ali Obama…I am speechless!!! Lol

@Temite@ glad you exercised the nerves on ur face…(by laffing of ‘cos)

@Princesa…I know…my thots too when I got the mail!!!

@Rethots…for shizzy? Please mail it to me abeg…as some one said…it is a “friggin riot”!!!

aloted said...
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aloted said...

i had a laff when i read this

meanwhile, this letter was actually written by a friend of mine..he copyrighted it on facebook...but i can see that part has been left out...not just here but also the other two times i have been sent this

NoLimit said...

@aloted... seriously? pls mail me the full version...
This friend of yours must be very talented and have a very great sense of humour o!...for him to have sat down to actually think and write this!!!Kudos to him abeg!

Buttercup said...

Hahahaha oh my days...HILARIOUS!

How u doin babe?

Ada said...

Lmao...this is freaking hillarious!!!

Vera Ezimora said...

Dang men!! I read this thing the other day and could not comment. My new laptop is funny. It does not lemme comment on your blog, Chari & Buttercup's blog, and Afronut's blog, and you three have the same kind of comment thingy. Oh well. I had to sign in from another laptop.

That letter was too funny!!! I could not stop laughing. LOL. Hahaha. Obama don suffer

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

too funnyy

Kafo said...

only Naija
i got this from my sister earlier this week and couldn't stop laughing

Favoured Girl said...

Too funny indeed. Can you imagine Obama actually having relatives from Nigeria? And receiving a new wife from the village? LOL!

PS: thanks for your comments on my blog dearie. Hope you are doing great!