Thursday, 29 January 2009

Raving and Ranting

Hi blogville, I am not a very happy chappy at the moment and the reason is not far fetched....
someone lied to me...yes a lie is disturbing my day majorly...It is this colleague of mine...he is a chauvinistic pig(CP for short) and he just has this beef for me, honestly I don't know why but he does.
some weeks back I had to get some figures from the divisions I coordinate and he happens to be one of the accountants I need to deal/relate with on a regular basis.
He sent me his figures quite all right and shortly after that( I remember CLEARLY 'cos I don't have amnesia and I wasn't hallucinating...still not...), he goes

CP:" hey "NoLimit" have you sent those figures to central finance
Me:nope, but today is the deadline...
CP:pls I need to correct one of the figures can you just quickly do that for me...
ME:sure no worries will do that...

Fast forward to yesterday...I had to do a short analysis on one of the projects and I called him to talk to him about it here:

Me: Hey CP,you know the figures you changed will affect this project,what will happen now?
CP:NO I didn't change the figures...where is your evidence...
Me: remember the day you told me you needed to correct a figure...(my mind was like nooo this is not happening)
CP: If I were to make any change, I would have sent you a mail with regards to this....show me the mail...

My people I saw RED!!!...My eyes turned blazing red...I turned red...although I'm totally black like charcoal o...but my colour was RED!!!
If we were outside the office environment I probably would have punched this guy...I was that mad...There I was with figures all messed up and no evidence to back me up...I mean how stupid can I be...
Moral of the story,always have a back up...don't let this suckers take you on a ride...
I am still seeing red...I have prayed about it...I told God to punish him very well for me and I don't want the kind of punishment that he won't know where it is coming from...I want him to know that it is because of the LIE he is being punished by God...

But you know what the spirit told me this morning..."TAKE HIM TO LUNCH" I mean WTF...take a confirmed adversary to lunch...where's the sense behind that? pls somebody tell me o...or am I loosing my mind?...but I intend to obey sha...so I'm taking CP to lunch this afternoon...he doesn't know yet but I am...
Pls pray along with me!!!

16 comments:

Dabizniz said...

No audit trail? Not good if that's the case

Geebee said...

Hmmm ‘If your enemy is hungry, give him food to eat for in doing so, you are heaping coals of fire on his head.’ The bible said that somewhere in James or I Peter but I can’t remember where precisely. I’m a rusty bible student. Lunch sounds good now. Very nice of you. Nonetheless, be on your guard. Such guys might be out just to look for trouble but when you get pushed to the wall, please be my guest and give the sucker that punch on the face!

I missed being 1st by a sec. Dabizniz if i catch you . . . How u doing bro?

aloted said...

kai! omo...at least now u know better ..anything that involves figures...have ur evidence...

hmm if the Spirit says take him then do..but make sure it is the Spirit o..cuz me sef i am boiling here..

and i am sure God will punish him. Agbaya osi.. lol..sorry am just mad on ur behalf

Beulah! said...

That's the way to go oh!, love ur enemies and those who hate you.

I admire your courage but pls next time, have a back up oh!

Funms-the rebirth said...

wow, thats serious o... sorry, i'd wanna kill him too........ glad u learnt to always have a back up. i think i always do cuz im an auditor...
guess God's trying to teach him a lesson by having you take him to lunch... all the best

Good Naija Girl said...

Wow! Take him for lunch....that is a powerful command from God! I would be dragging my heels but I'll say a little prayer for you right now as you strive to obey Him.

And yes, my friend calls it CYA (covering your a$$): always get things down in writing. You learned a valuable lesson and I hope your lunch goes well.

Take care babes ♥♥♥

Believer said...

The verse that popped into my head was what was quoted by GeeBee and I think it is in Proverbs 25:21, if you feel led to take him to lunch I suggest you do, the God of vindication, will vindicate you and put your enemies to shame

Nefertiti said...

Kai! One part of me is getting absolutely enraged on ur behalf but then I can understand the command. Altho I must confess that I'd be tempted to pour bleach in his lunch.

sorry, I couldn't resist.

naijalines said...

I'm thinking what Nef' is thinking. Hope you won't be tempted to do something bad to him. Go jeje o.

doug said...

lol. Take him to lunch...fall in love with him..and then marry him! Tee hee.

Fanny said...

I agree with Doug. That's how it starts, first as enemies, then friends and finally married... lol.

No offense meant, i feel you... kpelle, and i'm most glad about the lunch part. "Blessed are the peace makers for they shall be called sons/daughters of God"... what can be more honourable?

Ride on girl as you forgive him.

Temite said...

WOW! You are taking him to lunch. Seriously. hmmmmm. I salute una o.

Tiwa said...

LOL! May God give you the grace to have lunch with this your confirmed adversary...lol..I guess it will turn out well in the end...maybe after the lunch he might be get an ultra guilty conscience and confess and then he'll get kicked off the job?? lol...not happening i know

1st time here..kl blog

Just...Toluwa said...

taking him to lunch...em, i wld av binded that evil spirit talking nonsense in my ear..i kid. Spirit of God cld be weird at times.

Asking u to do the very thing u DONT wanna do! oh well...God's speed!

rethots said...

...as long as you are not proposing, you should do fine.

StandTall-The Activist said...

Sorry about this experience. I am glad you have made you mind on not having this repeated.